kissed amid a shower of champagne

This is what it feels like to chew 5 gum
Ahahaha someone judged Kallie so hard for getting straight ginger ale
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“Would you like a little ice cream?”

— Our terrible waitress trying to redeem herself last minute
How long do you have to sit without receiving a check or any acknowledgment from your waiter before you can just leave