February 2012
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I should shower
so when Keaton calls me
I’ll be at least clean
if not ready to do something
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brb crying because of all the expensive swimsuits...
“Yet I liked him too much - way too much, and I ripped him out of my heart so it...”
– Sylvia Plath (via acynicalcunt)
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I feel like, if anyone who desired more than anything to be paper thin, even to the point where it was harmful to their health, would just watch Cirque du Soleil, they would immediately abandon that pipe dream, because being strong just seems so much cooler.
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9 am is a perfectly acceptable time to wake up on...
Right?
Right?
Right?
RIGHT!!!???
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I wish I knew how to quit you.
acynicalcunt:
I wish I knew how to quit you.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
joshishollywood:
“I’m afraid he bled out and died on the operating table. There was nothing we could do.”
The woman buried her face in her hands, sobbing. The doctor sighed. This was always his least favourite part.
“I’m sorry for your loss. Truly. But you know… #YOLO”
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I will always be a waste of space because I’m not good enough for anyone or good enough at anything. I’m never going to be remarkable, and at this point, I’d be amazed if I made it to 30.
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“This brownie is chocolate Jesus.”
– Me, about this chocolate Jesus brownie
neyruto:
this is my first time doing something like this, she whispered seductively into the ear of the patient on the operating table
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Some cunt decided it would be funny to car paint “balls deep” onto our cars and Kelsey’s front door and also
put fucking electrical tape
ON THE PAINT OF MY CAR
Wait.
Scratch that.
MY SISTER’S CAR.
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I can’t honestly believe I made it through a movie and also remained in public and awake until 3:30, I mean that is skill.
thewhoreofgondor:
this is a song i wrote called “i hate you please have a severe allergic reaction and go into anaphylactic shock”
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Instead of driving my car off the road into a ravine, I decided to just drive home normally and get on the internet.
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Can we just take a moment to appreciate my B shift, front desk life?
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God, I’m so lazy.
I need to get out of bed and work out and shower and find dinner so that I can get ready for work and then go to work.
GAH.
re·cov·er·y
mwanzotena:
A return to a normal state of health, mind, or strength
The action or process of regaining possession or control of something stolen or lost
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The only animal I can ever see myself having when...
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saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
hussieslips:
fullmooney:
it’s just universally accepted that band geeks is the best episode of spongebob
ya pretty much
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“You need to blog more.”
– Graham
to me
about my blog
that I update all the time
constantly, really
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Everything is getting so much harder to deal with.
The same shit that I’ve been doing for months is becoming unfathomable.
I just want to lay in bed all day and never get up because there is literally no point to existing.
I’m a waste of space, and it’s terrible.
Some people would kill to have a chance to live.
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kissinginthe-bluedark:
o gad animals running into chocolate fountains by themselves
thatz aminal abuse o gad sum1 call the cops
that bird prolly died oh mi gurr that iz sew turrible think of the chikkinz
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A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech, but we do draw some limits. As a company, we’ve decided that some specific kinds of content...
newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips actually are lying
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Anonymous asked: No. No. I KNOW i'm into it C=
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Anonymous asked: Because I think I'm into it...
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Anonymous asked: I live in Sydney. Does this mean I've been inside you all along!? D=
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cat: yol9
motoroladroid:
After 5 hours of strenuous, sweaty, labor, a woman finally gives birth. Her red, crying face smiles weakly as the doctor presents her child to her. “Congratulations, he’s a boy!” says the doctor.
The woman sits up suddenly, her soaked hair falling over her shoulders. “YOU CISSEXIST PIECE OF SHIT!” she screams at the doctor. “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE’S A BOY? HOW THE HELL DO...