March 2012
You just don’t give up. So don’t give up on me.
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“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via writtenfromthebeautywithin)
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
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damn
to add insult to injury
i now have a head cold
someone please euthanize me
Watch
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Nothing's impossible on Leap Day!
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barryyouasshole:
i wonder if there will ever be a day that i’m not incredibly disappointed that hump day contains no actual humping
barryyouasshole:
petition to make hump day contain actual humping
I think I’ll miss you forever Like the stars miss the sun in the morning skies Late is better than never Even if you’re gone I’m gonna drive, drive I’ve got that summertime, summertime sadness
February 2012
“But your empty eyes seem to pass me by, leave me dancing with myself. So let’s...”
– “Dancing With Myself” by BILLY IDOL (via dylanmarie)
handgunss:
When is someone going to write a song about the moves like Ellen Degeneres.
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“I wish we could spend July by the sea, browning ourselves and feeling...”
– Zelda Fitzgerald (via oceansinyoureyesss)
Noah and The Whale | Five Years Time
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iampitchforkmedia:
What Rick Santorum wakes up...
s[he] be[came in her eye]lieved
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That shit cray.
I saw a friend tonight who I haven’t seen in YEARS
he’s apparently best friends with my friend’s sister
and dating a guy who I know and see very often
and is moving in with one of the bakers at my job
and goes to college with three of my friends
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I'm a good sister
Sydney: (sends me a picture of the new bathing suit she's trying on)
Me: If you don't buy that I'll murder you.
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Sydney I have a challenge for you
unnaturalredhead:
Read this sentence:
“Now you have a friend in the diamond business”
I bet you read that in Shane’s voice didn’t you
god bless colorado
the shane company
off arapahoe and emporia
or in westminster off the boulder turnpike at 104th
(sp)
I know you told her that I’m not worth a damn, but I know you know who I am.
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But seriously though
How is it that we had 5 people on register and I was the only person EVER at my register AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
also there were like 10 customers all of lunch
and yet the dining room was a DISASTER
and there were sinks full of dishes
and I was losing my mind because everyone is retarded
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triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
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How many dysfunctional idiots can fit inside one...
THE PANERA PROJECT 2012