kissed amid a shower of champagne
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i mixed three shots of espresso with caramel and put it in iced dark roast coffee and chugged it and now i feel approximately kind of functional
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i think it’s time for a new phone because my camera is so bad so if i want to send anything quality to anyone i run the risk of another 32 pictures of evan being sent to my phone
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wow well i look and feel like absolute shit this morning
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“It’s like anal beads in the form of a stick!” — Sydney -
- Kallie: A salad with chips instead of lettuce.
- Me: THAT IS BRILLIANT HOLY SHIT
- Kallie: Nachos
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santasnipples replied to your post: wow okay everything is so fucking stupid my…Yooo :(
obi-wankenblowme replied to your post: wow okay everything is so fucking stupid my…I am giving you an internet hug
thank you, guys
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- boy wants to take me on date
- i say sure
- boy doesn’t actually intend to take me on date
- just wants me to go to his house
- and i’m like no
- i’m busy
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i keep getting paychecks but where the fuck is my money???????
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uhm so the clock just chimed and it was so off key that i’m pretty sure it wasn’t even in a key
