kissed amid a shower of champagne

a recent survey shows that men are incredibly attracted to a boob

someone in my choir the other day tried to tell me that rock of ages wasn’t a good movie and i threatened to shave off their eyebrows

(i’m kidding of course i actually did shave off their eyebrows. live like a bitch, die like a bitch)

Happy National Siblings Day featuring Keaton and I, back during that time we modeled for a Southern Romance novel

shadowgorawr:

lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird”

(via ohhaiheather)

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I love when people come in and try to pay with $100s and I’m like, I can’t accept your money you rich ass piece of shit and they just look at me like, don’t you know who I am

one time i wanted to buy a thrift store shirt for $1 but i only had a $100 bill so i had to go to the grocery store and buy $2 cake mix so they would break my bill so i could buy the $1 shirt

i shit you not

it was the single most white privileged thing that has ever happened to me