I dunno, I just really don’t like Zooey Deschanel.
Aside from her parents spelling her name wrong, I just don’t think she’s that “amazing, adorable, quirky” girl that everyone says.
Maybe it’s the haircut.
Girls who ask their boyfriends, “Whatcha thinkin’ about?”
Or any variation.
Shut the fuck up.
It’s bringing me down.
Call me crazy, but just because there will be a physical distance between my friends and me, does not mean that they will ever stop existing or leave me in spirit.
Maybe I’m just used to moving away from everyone I love.
I do not like Alice Ripley.
Titanic is a terrible movie.
Anyone who thinks that Leo’s best role was in Titanic has obviously A.) no taste in movies, and B.) never seen him in a good movie.
Because the Titanic is not good.
Rihanna taught me that it’s okay be be open about my sadomasochism~
Mel Gibson taught me that it’s completely fine to make racial slurs as long as I get around to apologizing eventually<3
Some retarded chick flick taught me that it’s totes cool to sleep around with everyone because someday someone might love me~gmh!!
You are a tool.
when people talk about their current bf’s like they are engaged when they clearly are not
and i’m just like
does he know about this?
is he okay with this?
i mean, if you’re going to plan to marry your current boyfriend
at least do it secretly
i dunno lol