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• someone goes to jail for selling weed
• idiots on tumblr think that someone breaking a law and getting punished through fair trial is bad
• idiots on tumblr backing up their opinion with “the judge has obviously never tried weed lulz”
• if i stole a car and went to prison for it, is that wrong?
• i dunno “the judge has obviously never driven before lolol”
• wow

you

are

dumb

please

stop

talking

I dunno, I just really don’t like Zooey Deschanel.

Aside from her parents spelling her name wrong, I just don’t think she’s that “amazing, adorable, quirky” girl that everyone says.

Maybe it’s the haircut.

Girls who ask their boyfriends, “Whatcha thinkin’ about?”

Or any variation.

Shut the fuck up.

It’s bringing me down.

Call me crazy, but just because there will be a physical distance between my friends and me, does not mean that they will ever stop existing or leave me in spirit.

Cheesy.

Unpopular opinion.

idgaf

That’s life.

Maybe I’m just used to moving away from everyone I love.

I do not like Alice Ripley.

Titanic is a terrible movie.

Anyone who thinks that Leo’s best role was in Titanic has obviously A.) no taste in movies, and B.) never seen him in a good movie.

Because the Titanic is not good.

Rihanna taught me that it’s okay be be open about my sadomasochism~

Mel Gibson taught me that it’s completely fine to make racial slurs as long as I get around to apologizing eventually<3

Some retarded chick flick taught me that it’s totes cool to sleep around with everyone because someday someone might love me~gmh!!

You are a tool.

when people talk about their current bf’s like they are engaged when they clearly are not

and i’m just like

does he know about this?

is he okay with this?

i mean, if you’re going to plan to marry your current boyfriend

at least do it secretly

i dunno lol