riseofthecommonwoodpile:

i mean that is a succinct explanation, yeah

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fartofthesunrise:

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hardtimes:

hvmanfilth10:

@gothier-green *does this to you*

markscherz:

🐸🚨New Frog Just Dropped!🚨🐸

Meet the ✨Most Beautiful Tree Frog✨, Guibemantis pulcherrimus, a new species described by my colleagues and me in the journal Zootaxa this week. The scientific name ‘pulcherrimus’ literally means 'most beautiful’. It’s a close relative of Guibemantis pulcher (just 'beautiful’, ha!), but has more little spots and less pronounced lateral blotches. It’s found in the northeast of Madagascar, where it lives in Pandanus screw-palms.

japaneseaesthetics:

Utagawa Kunisada - A Crab on the Seashore, 19th c, Japan

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sleepsentences:

Remember Cousin Skeeter from Nickelodeon? Well, try not to scream and piss and shit and cry and cum and fart and squirt and pee and poo and lick and flick and yell and moan and float and flip and twist and shout and let it all out and slip and kick and queef and squeak and drop and groan and piddle and stink and wink and gape and grease and skeet and jizz and slam and blast and fall and stand and grill and die and bless this mess and feast and heave and clap and bleat and moo and cluck and flee and fly and skip and pick and grip your lip when you see what he looks like today!

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nutm3ggy:

jackleapple:

cadenceconfessions:

rainbowdashisthebest:

jackleapple:

rainbowdashisthebest:

Talk about an egghead lmao

Rainbow Dash, I’ve seen you do this before.

…Shut up.

Rainbow Dash you fucking idiot

Right fuckin’ dumbass lol

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bonersquat:

fatdyke420:

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dracklet:

jokez:

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

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oneheadtoanother:

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